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bgm05:

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obsessed with this version of the salute emoji where it looks like it’s getting gently stroked on the head

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horsecoded:

gayweeddaddy69:

spaghettioverdose:

micro-usb:

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As a trans woman I can confirm that they indeed found an ancient forest inside a 630ft deep sinkhole in China


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cis people can reblog this but keep it on subject, please

Happy pride month everyone always remember that the sinkhole has an ecosystem large enough to house not only insects but likely several species of small birds or mammals

Posted 3 hours ago with 724 notes

derprenaissance:

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This tweet is about how Americans put butter on popcorn

Posted 3 hours ago with 2991 notes

quoms:

Over the past few months, Fox has used tracks from the band’s latest album 10,000 gecs as transitional music for its afternoon panel show The Five, with co-anchor Greg Gutfeld even referring to Dylan Brady and Laura Les’s outfit as “the best new band out”. He also gave a shout-out to Death Grips and Killing Joke, adding that the music was “amazing”.

The madness began in late March when Gutfeld boldly claimed that “Biden’s green agenda is actually helping China to cash in” during a taping of The Five. As the show cut to a commercial break, viewers could hear gecs song “The Most Wanted Person In The United States” play out while a photo of Biden remained on screen. Then on April 4, as Gutfeld announced that the “Chinese sky balloons” had managed to “scoop up more sensitive secrets than what Joe Biden told us about”, the band’s track “Doritos & Fritos” played the segment out.

Posted 3 hours ago with 61164 notes
Anonymous asked:

this isnt a hot take just a story about me being 10 and having just discovered fandom content and i thought to myself “oh i wonder if there is fandom content for my favorite movie the lorax!” and you know what. there was

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Posted 6 hours ago with 439 notes

k-simplex:

A lappe toppe is a sort of faythe-full beaste of burden, bred by humanity’s wisest ingeniouses and inventers for the purposes of educasion and ajudicasion

Posted 6 hours ago with 12479 notes
mintpilo asked:

One time I pissed on a bear at a zoo (I was a child)

Posted 6 hours ago with 15687 notes
orcboxer:
“habbadax:
“Took a wrong turn somewhere
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i took a nap and woke up in all these goddam spinanch
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orcboxer:

habbadax:

Took a wrong turn somewhere

i took a nap and woke up in all these goddam spinanch

Posted 2 days ago with 52737 notes

capseycartwright:

perhaps one of my hotter takes as a queer person but i’m never coming out again. you can figure it out or live in pure ignorance but either way it’s not my problem. the worst thing society ever tried to teach us was that coming out is an obligation. it’s not. it’s a privilege for you to know the depths of who i am, my sexuality included.

Posted 2 days ago with 8608 notes

ovur:

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ovur:

What kind of loser is born in wedlock AND planned LOL

Can you make a post about jopping please

Done.

Posted 2 days ago with 7583 notes

ovur:

What kind of loser jumps AND pops LOL

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